Solid lotion that smells delicious!

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Planted firmly in the Heartland of America, Indiana is known for its many cornfields, verdant plains, and old-fashioned Hoosier hospitality. We take pride in working with our hands and crafting quality goods, and Don’t Eat Me is no exception. Using safe, natural ingredients you might find in any Hoosier kitchen, Don’t Eat Me takes pride in making all-natural products with no artificial ingredients or preservatives. The shelf life of our products might be shorter as a result, but we trust you’ll find them so nourishing, they’ll be long gone before then. And with authentic flavor smells from cocoa powder, coffee-infused sunflower oil, and vanilla and peppermint essential oils, they’ll smell good enough to eat.

That said, we kindly remind you…

…Don’t Eat Me.