Frequently Asked Questions

Can I Eat your products?

NO! DO NOT EAT OUR PRODUCTS! Our products are intended for external use only. We know how delicious our products look and smell, but please… Don’t Eat Me.

How do I contact Don’t Eat Me?

You can email us via [email protected], by phone/text at 765-313-8166, or simply use our contact form below.

How much is shipping?

If your order subtotal is $34.99 or below, standard shipping is only $5. If your order subtotal is $35 or more, standard shipping is FREE! We are currently only serving the conterminous United States. If you are located outside of our serving area, please contact us to find out if we are able to accommodate.

I’m allergic/sensitive to one or more of the ingredients! Do you have alternatives I can use?

YES! We would be happy to accommodate you by adjusting our product recipes for a minimal (if any) cost. Some textures or shelf life may vary as a result. Please contact us and we can discuss possible alternative ingredients.

What is your Return/Refund Policy?

At this time, we do not accept returns. However, if it is within 14 days of purchase, we may be able to provide you with a replacement or refund. Please contact us for more details.

Where are you located?

We are primarily an online store serving the conterminous United States. Occasionally, you might be able to find us at a farmers market in Anderson, Muncie, or Yorktown, Indiana. If you’re interested in visiting our booth, follow us on Facebook to know when we’ll be there!